The Doctor Appointment

Like many artists, I live a happy, nearly math-free existence.  The separation of math and Joe is a gooood thing.  I tried math once and it literally hurt me...but that's a story for another time.

Everything was going well with this until yesterday's visit to the doctor.  I've been having some migraines and my wife has been complaining about my memory, so I figured I go get myself checked out.  Here's the recap (for some reason I'm a 12-year-old boy here):

"Ok, we're going to test for the onset of dementia.  Just to rule it out."

"I'd like you to count backward from 100."

"Ok.  100...99..."

"Counting backward by seven."

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"...93...86...78...no, wait!  Hee hee hee haw haw haw......"