Mr Sketchy

Yesterday I went to the beach to fly the trainer kite.  Not much wind, but it was fun.  As I was walking home, I passed a character you'll see at pretty much every beach in the world:  Mr. Sketchy.  To my left a group of teen girls were splashing around in the water having a good time, probably oblivious to the fact that they are being watched intensely by a sketchy, middle-aged man in sunglasses.  He sits there smiling like Kevin from The Office, staring at the girls.